Dollars for the Duke
Oct. 19th, 2013 08:35 pmThe other day when I came home from work, I found a golf ball on my driveway. I don't play golf and neither do any of my neighbours, so that was unexpected, but, well, life has its little mysteries. I put it on the kitchen windowsill in case someone came looking for it.
This morning, I heard a lot of clunking on the roof, followed by silence, then a little click that sounded like... like a golf ball landing on a driveway. I went out. There was another golf ball more or less where I found the first one. I put it on the windowsill.
I went out this afternoon. I turned into the driveway when I came back and saw another little white ball, also in much the same place. So now I've got three of them lined up on the windowsill. I think they're growing on my roof.
This morning, I heard a lot of clunking on the roof, followed by silence, then a little click that sounded like... like a golf ball landing on a driveway. I went out. There was another golf ball more or less where I found the first one. I put it on the windowsill.
I went out this afternoon. I turned into the driveway when I came back and saw another little white ball, also in much the same place. So now I've got three of them lined up on the windowsill. I think they're growing on my roof.