Breaking news today about a woman who has been charged with assaulting police with a quiche. Apparently she threw it at an officer's knee 'with force'. So that's... a thing. Was it still in the dish? That might have caused some damage, I suppose. Also: why was she walking down the street with a quiche handy enough to throw? So many questions.

I have just read a book in which a child who doesn't speak French overhears someone describing a murder as a Cream Passional. That sounds like a biscuit, doesn't it? A particularly delicious biscuit.